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		<title>Talk Shit With The People</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2012 05:41:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a reason that chat lines and chat rooms are popular &#8211; especially for guys who are shy and don&#8217;t like to go hang out in bars for a variety of reasons. If you call a chat line you have the chance to talk shit to the people and you only have to reveal [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is a reason that chat lines and chat rooms are popular &#8211; especially for guys who are shy and don&#8217;t like to go hang out in bars for a variety of reasons. If you call a chat line you have the chance to talk shit to the people and you only have to reveal as much about yourself as you want to.</p>
<p>Chances are if you are in a chat room you have an avatar. They aren&#8217;t judging you on your looks or clothes or whether you have acne and look like a fucktard or whatever. They talk to you and get to know you on such a totally different level. A most interesting concept in oh so many ways.</p>
<p>The past ten years or so, tattoos have become increasingly popular and I have seen some great skin ink on women. Usually the women are sporting the flowery, birds, hearts or other typical feminine things, but times are a changing and women seem to be getting a bit bolder with their ink desires and their interesting ink designs that they are bringing out with them.</p>
<p>I especially like the tribute tattoos &#8211; like their baby&#8217;s date of birth. I saw on one of the &#8220;ink&#8221; cable shows, a woman/mother who had her recently deceased infants footprints tattooed on her upper arm, of course with the baby&#8217;s name and other pertinent information. It was done really well and it even made me feel good to look down her arm and see such a job done well and full of pride and overflowing with love.</p>
<p>So checking out tattoo chat rooms can be an interesting way to spend an evening. You just gotta make sure you wear your boots because the shit can get extremely deep in those places.</p>
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		<title>Randon Online Articles To Fuck With Your Head</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 02:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MsWillis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was reading some random articles online and found myself reading from an old article from &#8220;Business Week&#8221; that lists the top selling candies in the world. Now I think that this list is from at least two years ago, but I don&#8217;t think there has been a big change in the candy industry in that [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was reading some random articles online and found myself reading from an old article from &#8220;Business Week&#8221; that lists the top selling candies in the world. Now I think that this list is from at least two years ago, but I don&#8217;t think there has been a big change in the candy industry in that small amount of time. The number one candy is <em>not</em> what I would have picked as the best, but I guess it is understandable. I&#8217;m fucked on this one because I&#8217;ve not traveled outside of the U.S., so with that in mind, I am not familiar with the candy preferences outside of the good old U. S. of A.  But I felt strong as shit that the top selling candies anywhere in the world would most likely be chocolate and that turns out to be true for 9 of the top 10.</p>
<p>So the number one best selling candy in the world is: M &amp; Ms  And the story behind how that candy got its name? The two men who made the candy were named Forrest Mars and R.  Bruce Murrie, so they took the initial of their last names and got M &amp; M. This sparked an interest that I just fucking had to respond to so I found out that Forrest Mars was also responsible for the Mars bar which was a sweeter version of the U.S. Milk Way bar. Wikipedia provides us with such interesting but pretty fucking useless information.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s A Fucking Mexican Shame</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2012 02:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a few years ago they compared the cost of American labor against the cost of Mexican labor, plus the added cost of transporting the materials both to Mexico and back to America, and realized that they would have a huge cost savings by moving the plant to Mexico. That is a shame that we [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just a few years ago they compared the cost of American labor against the cost of Mexican labor, plus the added cost of transporting the materials both to Mexico and back to America, and realized that they would have a huge cost savings by moving the plant to Mexico. That is a shame that we have lost so many jobs to Mexico. Hundreds of people who worked hard and sacrificed to remain loyal to their employer were cast aside by the company executives and left to fend for themselves.</p>
<p>It is also a shame that the people in Mexico are willing to work for such a reduced wage and endure such a substandard quality of life that they go to work for these piece of shit companies. I don&#8217;t fucking understand why a Mexican company can&#8217;t see this business opportunity and build their own plants and make their own companies instead of bringing American companies into Mexico. Even worse is that our greedy asshole American corporations are willing to take advantage of these people who work hard yet remain living in poverty and sometimes horrific working conditions by exploiting the workers in other countries for the sake of making the profits that line their own pockets. World economics is changing and not one bit for the better. It&#8217;s turned into a very complicated political mess. I was talking to a friend of mine on Facebook who lives in Wisconsin and says that a big company up there in Freeport Ill is up and moving to fucking China of all places.</p>
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		<title>Just Won&#8217;t Cut The Mustard</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2012 22:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the course of my long ass days at work I interact with literally dozens of customers. Many of which are total assholes, people that I normally would not have anything to do with on a personal level. Part of my job function is to provide customer service and the phone call and onsite visits [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the course of my long ass days at work I interact with literally dozens of customers. Many of which are total assholes, people that I normally would not have anything to do with on a personal level. Part of my job function is to provide customer service and the phone call and onsite visits are a great way for me to provide them a superior level of customer service, although I admit that I cannot always solve all of the shit that they come up with. But I do solicit and listen to their concerns and offer suggestions or take the necessary action with the home office to resolve as many issues as I can.</p>
<p>One or the things this portion of the job has taught me is that there is an actual art to complaining and getting your way. You can effectively complain to someone without becoming a whiner or a cocksucker or creating a lot of hostility between the parties. That is with the assumption that both parties want to fucking build and maintain a working relationship based on mutual respect and trust. Without that, every contact has the potential to be an unpleasant and less fruitful experience and that just won&#8217;t cut the mustard when you are in today&#8217;s dog-eat-dog and so fucking competitive business world.</p>
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		<title>October and November</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2012 23:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can get into October, but the thought of November right after just pisses me off. October is full of birthdays of so many people that I know and love, besides having to buy a bunch of birthday cards and presents I enjoy celebrating the birth anniversaries with so many of the Virgo and Libra [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong></strong>I can get into October, but the thought of November right after just pisses me off. October is full of birthdays of so many people that I know and love, besides having to buy a bunch of birthday cards and presents I enjoy celebrating the birth anniversaries with so many of the Virgo and Libra persuasion. And of course I just love the shit out of Halloween, it has turned out to be my favorite of all the holidays in the year. I have several outrageous costumes that I enjoy wearing and partying in at all the Halloween parties that I make sure I get invited to.</p>
<p>Then comes November, the end of Daylight Savings Time, which this year will be November 4th, which falls on a Sunday of course. I just fucking hate it when the days get shorter and shorter and colder and colder. At the end of November we have to deal with Thanksgiving which always turns into a nightmare trying to figure out who is coming and when and all that family political bull shit. I love eating a nice turkey dinner and enjoy the fuck out of all the left overs I can manage to pack up and take home, but with being surrounded for several days by such a large, disfunctional family just wears my ass out.</p>
<p>And then comes December, ugh&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The New and Improved Disney&#8217;s Arabian Nights</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2012 22:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There has been a lot of trash talk about the legendary Walt Disney. I have seen some pretty weird websites dedicated to all the strange rumors about Mr. Disney and his sexual bull shit, that I couldn&#8217;t even get into reading past the first two paragraphs. And then of course there are all the so [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There has been a lot of trash talk about the legendary Walt Disney. I have seen some pretty weird websites dedicated to all the strange rumors about Mr. Disney and his sexual bull shit, that I couldn&#8217;t even get into reading past the first two paragraphs. And then of course there are all the so called phallic symbols that are allegedly adorning some of the covers of the movies and and in numerous scenes in so many of the Disney movies that people of all ages enjoy watching. It&#8217;s seems to me that there are a lot of people out there with way too fucking much time on their hands.</p>
<p>The interesting thing for me to hear about one of the Disney movies &#8211; Arabian Nights concerns the changing of the words in the first song on the DVD version of this popular movie. The fourth and fifth verses on the original movie:</p>
<p>Where they cut off your ears, if they don&#8217;t like your face.</p>
<p>These words/verses were changed to:</p>
<p>Where it&#8217;s flat and immense and the heat is intense.</p>
<p>Wow, those are some pretty drastic changes going on there folks. I can only imagine who decided and why to change these words. Political Correctness is written all over this shit. You can find these videos on YouTube.</p>
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		<title>Joan Rivers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2012 21:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There wasn&#8217;t much on the TV last night, which is pretty rare considering how many fucking channels I am paying for each month. Thank god for the Comedy Channel, I am generally in the mood to watch some comedy, laughter is by far the best medicine. I have seen Ms. Joan Rivers here and there [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There wasn&#8217;t much on the TV last night, which is pretty rare considering how many fucking channels I am paying for each month. Thank god for the Comedy Channel, I am generally in the mood to watch some comedy, laughter is by far the best medicine. I have seen Ms. Joan Rivers here and there through out the years, usually on the Red Carpet, microphone in hand, interviewing celebrities and then razzing them all the next day for what they were wearing that night. Still remaining friends with many of them some how.</p>
<p>I have never seen her do a stand up bit as I watched last night. This women is almost 80 years old and still kicking ass on that stage just giving it all she has got, pacing back and forth on that stage like a women 40 years younger. She rocked that place for a full 60 minutes and only took one sip out of a water bottle the whole time. She was fucking great, she had me rolling and I can&#8217;t wait to see if I can find any other of her stand up routines. I&#8217;m sure there are some on YouTube but I think I&#8217;ll search the TV for now.</p>
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		<title>A Double Dog Dare</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 21:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My sister just recently told me that she had read some where that if you use 100% white distilled vinegar in place of your liquid fabric softener that it does the same thing as what those expensive liquid softeners and dryer sheets do, and at a much lower cost. She also told me that those [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My sister just recently told me that she had read some where that if you use 100% white distilled vinegar in place of your liquid fabric softener that it does the same thing as what those expensive liquid softeners and dryer sheets do, and at a much lower cost. She also told me that those smelly ass dryer sheets can really fuck up your dryer, which is something I had never heard before, but not willing to chance any of that shit if there is another way around it.</p>
<p>At my last trip to the grocery store I picked up a bottle of this 100% white distilled vinegar, it wasn&#8217;t but a couple of bucks. And last night when I stripped my bed linens I washed them and used the vinegar and I have to say that I was impressed. I was sure that they were going to come out smelling like vinegar (actually they did but the smell goes away in the dryer cycle) and that I would have to smell vinegar all night long or wash them all over again. I was not looking forward to either options. I&#8217;m glad it worked out and I am spreading the word, playing it forward as they say. Go ahead and try it, I double dog dare ya!</p>
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		<title>Pit Bulls and All Types of People</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 20:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One show that I&#8217;m so glad I re discovered when I switched back to satellite from cable a few months ago is the hit TV series &#8220;Pit Bulls and Parolees&#8221; on The Animal Planet. I used to watch a lot of good fucking shows on The Animal Planet and was not happy with not being [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One show that I&#8217;m so glad I re discovered when I switched back to satellite from cable a few months ago is the hit TV series &#8220;Pit Bulls and Parolees&#8221; on The Animal Planet. I used to watch a lot of good fucking shows on The Animal Planet and was not happy with not being to watch that and many other channels with the cable package that I was stuck with at that point. Now that I have satellite once again I get so many more channels and a good amount of them have stuff that I enjoy watching, not just a bunch of shit.</p>
<p>Pit Bulls and Parolees really shows the fucked up horror stories that go along with pit bulls. Now that the Villalobos Rescue Center has had to up and relocate, taking several of the Parolees and most of the pit bulls all across the country to New Orleans. A place that has an outrageous number of pit bulls as well as prisoners and parolees that seems to be welcoming all that this Rescue Center has to offer so many people and pit bulls as well.</p>
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		<title>Scooter The Perfect Little Pug Statue</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2012 20:39:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that it is starting to cool down, especially at night, it really sucks to not have a doggie door. Now I have to take my 2 year old male Pug &#8220;Scooter&#8221; up and down the stairs numerous times through the day and evening and stand there freezing my ass off while he strolls around [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now that it is starting to cool down, especially at night, it really sucks to not have a doggie door. Now I have to take my 2 year old male Pug &#8220;Scooter&#8221; up and down the stairs numerous times through the day and evening and stand there freezing my ass off while he strolls around trying to find the perfect spot for him to shit. Sometimes that can take a while and I tend to get a bit impatient with him, especially when he plays &#8220;statue&#8221; and just stands there staring at me, not moving a muscle, just like he has been frozen right where he stands. No matter what I say to him or any of the noises that generally get his attention makes him move. Just stands there like a perfect little pug statue for several minutes while I&#8217;m dancing around trying to keep warm.</p>
<p>It is only the end of August and I can all ready tell that we are in for one hell of a winter, that suck&#8217;s. I hate the fucking cold weather, there is nothing, not one thing that cold weather does in a positive way for me. I really wish that I lived some where that the temperature stayed between 75  and 85 degrees all year round. Is there really a place like that, anywhere on this fucking planet?</p>
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		<title>I Say What I Want</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 22:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I use curse words. I don&#8217;t give a fuck if they offend you. Don&#8217;t like what I say? Go the fuck away! No one is forcing you to read my shit.]]></description>
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<p>Yes, I use curse words. I don&#8217;t give a fuck if they offend you. Don&#8217;t like what I say? Go the fuck away! No one is forcing you to read my shit.</p>
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		<title>Should Have Gone Last Weekend</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2012 21:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have a yearly Renaissance Festival here and it is only open on weekends in May. They also stay open on Memorial Day, which is sometimes the last day of May but is always their last day open for the season. Last weekend would have been perfect weather. This weekend they are calling for record [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have a yearly Renaissance Festival here and it is only open on weekends in May. They also stay open on Memorial Day, which is sometimes the last day of May but is always their last day open for the season. Last weekend would have been perfect weather. This weekend they are calling for record high heat and that is just too fucking hot for me to go be around a lot of people and to sit on bleachers in an huge open field to watch jousting.</p>
<p>The Ren Faire is held on the grounds of a man&#8217;s actual home. He built a castle, by himself, and is a self proclaimed Renaissance Fanatic. His castle is open for tours during the Ren Faire, but he actually lives in it year round.The Faire is on his private property and the festival is run by a professional troupe who come here every May and then move on to another state from here in June.</p>
<p>I think that is very cool, but I admit that I would get awfully tired of having to go up and down all those stairs all the time. Each room in the castle has it&#8217;s own level and the kitchen is halfway up the main turret. That means a lot of hauling groceries up a lot of stairs every week. No thanks!</p>
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		<title>Who Picks the Colors?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 21:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every year there is a bunch of new car models that hit the dealership lots and there seem to be a couple of new colors. I wonder who picks the colors of these cars? How do they go about decided what color is good and what color sucks? I love my little Mazda. It is [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every year there is a bunch of new car models that hit the dealership lots and there seem to be a couple of new colors. I wonder who picks the colors of these cars? How do they go about decided what color is good and what color sucks?</p>
<p>I love my little Mazda. It is black with a black interior. It is classic and understated and that is fine with me. If I couldn&#8217;t have a black car I think I would want a white car. The white cars are actually easier to keep clean than the black ones around here with all this dust and pollen in the air.</p>
<p>I have seen some awful fucking colors of cars, though. The yellow ones are probably the worst, although orange sucks ass, too. I cannot imagine driving or even being seen in a yellow car. No thanks!</p>
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		<title>Stray Cats</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 20:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My neighborhood seems to have a lot of stray cats all of a sudden. I bet some no good muthafukka moved out of the house on my street and left their fucking cat behind on purpose. I hate people who just drive off and leave their pets behind. That is so cruel to leave an [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My neighborhood seems to have a lot of stray cats all of a sudden. I bet some no good muthafukka moved out of the house on my street and left their fucking cat behind on purpose. I hate people who just drive off and leave their pets behind. That is so cruel to leave an animal to starve or get run over and no one to help take care of it. Those kinds of people need to be thrown in jail and left to rot.</p>
<p>There is a very pretty black cat that has been coming around my house every night. I know the poor thing is hungry and miserable. I just can&#8217;t take in any more animals &#8211; there is a zoning ordinance that limits each house to just 5 animals. I already have 4 dogs of my own and they would not tolerate a cat anyway. So I put out a little bowl of food for it and hope someone will eventually take her in.</p>
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		<title>Fuck This Lawnmower Anyways!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 21:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[God dammit I am sick and tired of buying a lawnmower and only getting one season out of it. These fucking lawnmowers are not cheap. I should not have to shell out almost $400 every God Damn year to just cut my fucking grass! I am NOT buying another gas powered lawnmower just to have [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God dammit I am sick and tired of buying a lawnmower and only getting one season out of it. These fucking lawnmowers are not cheap. I should not have to shell out almost $400 every God Damn year to just cut my fucking grass! I am NOT buying another gas powered lawnmower just to have it not start next Spring. I am going to push this piece of shit to the curb &#8211; maybe someone will steal it. And I am going to Lowe&#8217;s to buy an electric lawnmover. At least the electric ones will start as long as you have a plug and a long extension cord.</p>
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