Talk Shit With The People

There is a reason that chat lines and chat rooms are popular – especially for guys who are shy and don’t like to go hang out in bars for a variety of reasons. If you call a chat line you have the chance to talk shit to the people and you only have to reveal as much about yourself as you want to.

Chances are if you are in a chat room you have an avatar. They aren’t judging you on your looks or clothes or whether you have acne and look like a fucktard or whatever. They talk to you and get to know you on such a totally different level. A most interesting concept in oh so many ways.

The past ten years or so, tattoos have become increasingly popular and I have seen some great skin ink on women. Usually the women are sporting the flowery, birds, hearts or other typical feminine things, but times are a changing and women seem to be getting a bit bolder with their ink desires and their interesting ink designs that they are bringing out with them.

I especially like the tribute tattoos – like their baby’s date of birth. I saw on one of the “ink” cable shows, a woman/mother who had her recently deceased infants footprints tattooed on her upper arm, of course with the baby’s name and other pertinent information. It was done really well and it even made me feel good to look down her arm and see such a job done well and full of pride and overflowing with love.

So checking out tattoo chat rooms can be an interesting way to spend an evening. You just gotta make sure you wear your boots because the shit can get extremely deep in those places.


The New and Improved Disney’s Arabian Nights

There has been a lot of trash talk about the legendary Walt Disney. I have seen some pretty weird websites dedicated to all the strange rumors about Mr. Disney and his sexual bull shit, that I couldn’t even get into reading past the first two paragraphs. And then of course there are all the so called phallic symbols that are allegedly adorning some of the covers of the movies and and in numerous scenes in so many of the Disney movies that people of all ages enjoy watching. It’s seems to me that there are a lot of people out there with way too fucking much time on their hands.

The interesting thing for me to hear about one of the Disney movies – Arabian Nights concerns the changing of the words in the first song on the DVD version of this popular movie. The fourth and fifth verses on the original movie:

Where they cut off your ears, if they don’t like your face.

These words/verses were changed to:

Where it’s flat and immense and the heat is intense.

Wow, those are some pretty drastic changes going on there folks. I can only imagine who decided and why to change these words. Political Correctness is written all over this shit. You can find these videos on YouTube.

 


Joan Rivers

There wasn’t much on the TV last night, which is pretty rare considering how many fucking channels I am paying for each month. Thank god for the Comedy Channel, I am generally in the mood to watch some comedy, laughter is by far the best medicine. I have seen Ms. Joan Rivers here and there through out the years, usually on the Red Carpet, microphone in hand, interviewing celebrities and then razzing them all the next day for what they were wearing that night. Still remaining friends with many of them some how.

I have never seen her do a stand up bit as I watched last night. This women is almost 80 years old and still kicking ass on that stage just giving it all she has got, pacing back and forth on that stage like a women 40 years younger. She rocked that place for a full 60 minutes and only took one sip out of a water bottle the whole time. She was fucking great, she had me rolling and I can’t wait to see if I can find any other of her stand up routines. I’m sure there are some on YouTube but I think I’ll search the TV for now.

 

 

 


Pit Bulls and All Types of People

One show that I’m so glad I re discovered when I switched back to satellite from cable a few months ago is the hit TV series “Pit Bulls and Parolees” on The Animal Planet. I used to watch a lot of good fucking shows on The Animal Planet and was not happy with not being to watch that and many other channels with the cable package that I was stuck with at that point. Now that I have satellite once again I get so many more channels and a good amount of them have stuff that I enjoy watching, not just a bunch of shit.

Pit Bulls and Parolees really shows the fucked up horror stories that go along with pit bulls. Now that the Villalobos Rescue Center has had to up and relocate, taking several of the Parolees and most of the pit bulls all across the country to New Orleans. A place that has an outrageous number of pit bulls as well as prisoners and parolees that seems to be welcoming all that this Rescue Center has to offer so many people and pit bulls as well.

 


Should Have Gone Last Weekend

We have a yearly Renaissance Festival here and it is only open on weekends in May. They also stay open on Memorial Day, which is sometimes the last day of May but is always their last day open for the season. Last weekend would have been perfect weather. This weekend they are calling for record high heat and that is just too fucking hot for me to go be around a lot of people and to sit on bleachers in an huge open field to watch jousting.

The Ren Faire is held on the grounds of a man’s actual home. He built a castle, by himself, and is a self proclaimed Renaissance Fanatic. His castle is open for tours during the Ren Faire, but he actually lives in it year round.The Faire is on his private property and the festival is run by a professional troupe who come here every May and then move on to another state from here in June.

I think that is very cool, but I admit that I would get awfully tired of having to go up and down all those stairs all the time. Each room in the castle has it’s own level and the kitchen is halfway up the main turret. That means a lot of hauling groceries up a lot of stairs every week. No thanks!