Talk Shit With The People

There is a reason that chat lines and chat rooms are popular – especially for guys who are shy and don’t like to go hang out in bars for a variety of reasons. If you call a chat line you have the chance to talk shit to the people and you only have to reveal as much about yourself as you want to.

Chances are if you are in a chat room you have an avatar. They aren’t judging you on your looks or clothes or whether you have acne and look like a fucktard or whatever. They talk to you and get to know you on such a totally different level. A most interesting concept in oh so many ways.

The past ten years or so, tattoos have become increasingly popular and I have seen some great skin ink on women. Usually the women are sporting the flowery, birds, hearts or other typical feminine things, but times are a changing and women seem to be getting a bit bolder with their ink desires and their interesting ink designs that they are bringing out with them.

I especially like the tribute tattoos – like their baby’s date of birth. I saw on one of the “ink” cable shows, a woman/mother who had her recently deceased infants footprints tattooed on her upper arm, of course with the baby’s name and other pertinent information. It was done really well and it even made me feel good to look down her arm and see such a job done well and full of pride and overflowing with love.

So checking out tattoo chat rooms can be an interesting way to spend an evening. You just gotta make sure you wear your boots because the shit can get extremely deep in those places.


October and November

I can get into October, but the thought of November right after just pisses me off. October is full of birthdays of so many people that I know and love, besides having to buy a bunch of birthday cards and presents I enjoy celebrating the birth anniversaries with so many of the Virgo and Libra persuasion. And of course I just love the shit out of Halloween, it has turned out to be my favorite of all the holidays in the year. I have several outrageous costumes that I enjoy wearing and partying in at all the Halloween parties that I make sure I get invited to.

Then comes November, the end of Daylight Savings Time, which this year will be November 4th, which falls on a Sunday of course. I just fucking hate it when the days get shorter and shorter and colder and colder. At the end of November we have to deal with Thanksgiving which always turns into a nightmare trying to figure out who is coming and when and all that family political bull shit. I love eating a nice turkey dinner and enjoy the fuck out of all the left overs I can manage to pack up and take home, but with being surrounded for several days by such a large, disfunctional family just wears my ass out.

And then comes December, ugh………………

 


The New and Improved Disney’s Arabian Nights

There has been a lot of trash talk about the legendary Walt Disney. I have seen some pretty weird websites dedicated to all the strange rumors about Mr. Disney and his sexual bull shit, that I couldn’t even get into reading past the first two paragraphs. And then of course there are all the so called phallic symbols that are allegedly adorning some of the covers of the movies and and in numerous scenes in so many of the Disney movies that people of all ages enjoy watching. It’s seems to me that there are a lot of people out there with way too fucking much time on their hands.

The interesting thing for me to hear about one of the Disney movies – Arabian Nights concerns the changing of the words in the first song on the DVD version of this popular movie. The fourth and fifth verses on the original movie:

Where they cut off your ears, if they don’t like your face.

These words/verses were changed to:

Where it’s flat and immense and the heat is intense.

Wow, those are some pretty drastic changes going on there folks. I can only imagine who decided and why to change these words. Political Correctness is written all over this shit. You can find these videos on YouTube.

 


Joan Rivers

There wasn’t much on the TV last night, which is pretty rare considering how many fucking channels I am paying for each month. Thank god for the Comedy Channel, I am generally in the mood to watch some comedy, laughter is by far the best medicine. I have seen Ms. Joan Rivers here and there through out the years, usually on the Red Carpet, microphone in hand, interviewing celebrities and then razzing them all the next day for what they were wearing that night. Still remaining friends with many of them some how.

I have never seen her do a stand up bit as I watched last night. This women is almost 80 years old and still kicking ass on that stage just giving it all she has got, pacing back and forth on that stage like a women 40 years younger. She rocked that place for a full 60 minutes and only took one sip out of a water bottle the whole time. She was fucking great, she had me rolling and I can’t wait to see if I can find any other of her stand up routines. I’m sure there are some on YouTube but I think I’ll search the TV for now.

 

 

 


Avengers

This is the most awesome fucking movie I have seen in years. It totally rocked ! I love an action packed adventure that makes you laugh your ass off. I saw it in 3D at the Opry Mills theater and the place was packed. Everyone was laughing their asses off over the Hulk and his humor. When Captain America looked at the Hulk and said “Hulk…smash!”, I thought I was gonna die laughing.  Of course the scene where Iron Man and Thor are fighting each other was great too. Especially when Captain American comes in and pretty much ends the fight with a big bang. They leveled half the forest they were in.

Nothing however, compares to the part where the Hulk woops the fuck out of Loki. Loki tells Hulk that he is a god and Hulk grabs him and smashes him in the floor a bunch of times. Then as he walks away he says to Loki, “Puny God”. It was epic ! I will never forget that scene. I hope they make a sequel to that one, because I would definitely go see it. I think the next movie I see is going to be Snow White and the Huntsman. It should be coming out soon.