Talk Shit With The People

There is a reason that chat lines and chat rooms are popular – especially for guys who are shy and don’t like to go hang out in bars for a variety of reasons. If you call a chat line you have the chance to talk shit to the people and you only have to reveal as much about yourself as you want to.

Chances are if you are in a chat room you have an avatar. They aren’t judging you on your looks or clothes or whether you have acne and look like a fucktard or whatever. They talk to you and get to know you on such a totally different level. A most interesting concept in oh so many ways.

The past ten years or so, tattoos have become increasingly popular and I have seen some great skin ink on women. Usually the women are sporting the flowery, birds, hearts or other typical feminine things, but times are a changing and women seem to be getting a bit bolder with their ink desires and their interesting ink designs that they are bringing out with them.

I especially like the tribute tattoos – like their baby’s date of birth. I saw on one of the “ink” cable shows, a woman/mother who had her recently deceased infants footprints tattooed on her upper arm, of course with the baby’s name and other pertinent information. It was done really well and it even made me feel good to look down her arm and see such a job done well and full of pride and overflowing with love.

So checking out tattoo chat rooms can be an interesting way to spend an evening. You just gotta make sure you wear your boots because the shit can get extremely deep in those places.


October and November

I can get into October, but the thought of November right after just pisses me off. October is full of birthdays of so many people that I know and love, besides having to buy a bunch of birthday cards and presents I enjoy celebrating the birth anniversaries with so many of the Virgo and Libra persuasion. And of course I just love the shit out of Halloween, it has turned out to be my favorite of all the holidays in the year. I have several outrageous costumes that I enjoy wearing and partying in at all the Halloween parties that I make sure I get invited to.

Then comes November, the end of Daylight Savings Time, which this year will be November 4th, which falls on a Sunday of course. I just fucking hate it when the days get shorter and shorter and colder and colder. At the end of November we have to deal with Thanksgiving which always turns into a nightmare trying to figure out who is coming and when and all that family political bull shit. I love eating a nice turkey dinner and enjoy the fuck out of all the left overs I can manage to pack up and take home, but with being surrounded for several days by such a large, disfunctional family just wears my ass out.

And then comes December, ugh………………

 


A Double Dog Dare

My sister just recently told me that she had read some where that if you use 100% white distilled vinegar in place of your liquid fabric softener that it does the same thing as what those expensive liquid softeners and dryer sheets do, and at a much lower cost. She also told me that those smelly ass dryer sheets can really fuck up your dryer, which is something I had never heard before, but not willing to chance any of that shit if there is another way around it.

At my last trip to the grocery store I picked up a bottle of this 100% white distilled vinegar, it wasn’t but a couple of bucks. And last night when I stripped my bed linens I washed them and used the vinegar and I have to say that I was impressed. I was sure that they were going to come out smelling like vinegar (actually they did but the smell goes away in the dryer cycle) and that I would have to smell vinegar all night long or wash them all over again. I was not looking forward to either options. I’m glad it worked out and I am spreading the word, playing it forward as they say. Go ahead and try it, I double dog dare ya!

 

 


Who Picks the Colors?

Every year there is a bunch of new car models that hit the dealership lots and there seem to be a couple of new colors. I wonder who picks the colors of these cars? How do they go about decided what color is good and what color sucks?

I love my little Mazda. It is black with a black interior. It is classic and understated and that is fine with me. If I couldn’t have a black car I think I would want a white car. The white cars are actually easier to keep clean than the black ones around here with all this dust and pollen in the air.

I have seen some awful fucking colors of cars, though. The yellow ones are probably the worst, although orange sucks ass, too. I cannot imagine driving or even being seen in a yellow car. No thanks!


Opry Mills Mall

I am so happy that this mall has finally opened back up. I fucking love going to this mall. They have an IMAX theater as well as all of the high end and specialty shops that I love. I was there yesterday for a little while and found better deals on tops than if I had gone to the dollar store. I was able to get three tops for twenty bucks. That is awesome. I have been in sore need of tank tops since some of mine disappeared. I don’t remember loaning them out, but I must have or thrown them away. Who knows, maybe I got something on them and disposed of them.

It doesn’t matter now anyway. I bought three new ones and I am happy as a clam to have new tops. I can wear them in a variety of ways too, with all kinds of different outfits. I can’t wait to go back and take advantage of the sales next week. I think I will buy some new jeans and shorts. I need at least two pair of jeans and four pair of shorts. The shorts are for summer as it is going to be very hot this year. I may in fact need more than four of them but we shall see.