Avengers

This is the most awesome fucking movie I have seen in years. It totally rocked ! I love an action packed adventure that makes you laugh your ass off. I saw it in 3D at the Opry Mills theater and the place was packed. Everyone was laughing their asses off over the Hulk and his humor. When Captain America looked at the Hulk and said “Hulk…smash!”, I thought I was gonna die laughing.  Of course the scene where Iron Man and Thor are fighting each other was great too. Especially when Captain American comes in and pretty much ends the fight with a big bang. They leveled half the forest they were in.

Nothing however, compares to the part where the Hulk woops the fuck out of Loki. Loki tells Hulk that he is a god and Hulk grabs him and smashes him in the floor a bunch of times. Then as he walks away he says to Loki, “Puny God”. It was epic ! I will never forget that scene. I hope they make a sequel to that one, because I would definitely go see it. I think the next movie I see is going to be Snow White and the Huntsman. It should be coming out soon.


Opry Mills Mall

I am so happy that this mall has finally opened back up. I fucking love going to this mall. They have an IMAX theater as well as all of the high end and specialty shops that I love. I was there yesterday for a little while and found better deals on tops than if I had gone to the dollar store. I was able to get three tops for twenty bucks. That is awesome. I have been in sore need of tank tops since some of mine disappeared. I don’t remember loaning them out, but I must have or thrown them away. Who knows, maybe I got something on them and disposed of them.

It doesn’t matter now anyway. I bought three new ones and I am happy as a clam to have new tops. I can wear them in a variety of ways too, with all kinds of different outfits. I can’t wait to go back and take advantage of the sales next week. I think I will buy some new jeans and shorts. I need at least two pair of jeans and four pair of shorts. The shorts are for summer as it is going to be very hot this year. I may in fact need more than four of them but we shall see.


Shopping

I need a new bathing suit for the summer season. Since I fucking love to shop, I intend to do so today. I am not sure exactly where I want to go buy it, but I do want a nice bathing suit. I haven’t bought one in years, so I definitely need  a new one. I might go hit up Macy’s to see what they have new this year. I know that they are a little more expensive, but I don’t care. I have also looked online as well to see what is out there. OMFG there are so many to choose from.

I just might have to buy more than one since it might be difficult to choose just one. I did see some by Ed Hardy that I really liked online. You can’t find hardly any Ed Hardy in the stores, even in Macy’s that carries the line. That is a pain in the ass, but I will persevere. I did see one that had big flowers and leopard print together and it looked really good. I think it was from Victoria’s Secret or something like that. Do they even make bathing suits? I will have to look online again for it.


Mah phone

I fucking love mah phone. No seriously. I have a great smart phone and I love it. Everyone complains about their touch screen phones crashing and shit, but I never have that problem. I had better knock on wood now so I don’t jinks myself. It took me forever to get one of these because they were so expensive, but I was patient and eventually the price came down as other companies made their own versions of them. My Android is amazing and there are so many free apps for it online.

I even have and app that when I turn it on and point the camera on the phone towards the night sky, it shows the lines between the constellations. That is so totally cool. Of course I am also hooked on Angry Birds like everyone else.This game is just too funny and great to pass the time when I am in the waiting room at the doctors office and such. Anyway, I am happy now with my phone and really glad I bought it. I am even happier that I haven’t had the problems everyone else seems to have with them. Time to get my ass off of this laptop and go to work now. Have a good one.


Ode to coffee

Oh how I love my fucking coffee. So sweet and creamy, just the way I like it. Bah to hell with a damned ode, just gimme my damned coffee and shut the fuck up this morning. I guess we can all tell that I am not a morning person and this morning is even worse, because I absolutely do not want to go to work today. There is a project we are working on that I absolutely hate, mostly because I have to do the majority of the work while everyone else sits on their ass and pretends to contribute. There for if I don’t have my coffee, I am likely to rip someones head off and stuff it clean up their narrow ass for them.

I know what I am going to do though just to get even. Since they never bring lunch for themselves at times like these and I intend to eat, I am going to order Chinese and not ask if anyone wants any. That way I can sit there and eat my food while someone else has to get off of their ass and help for at least an hour. It’s the only way I can get them to do anything.